To heck with The Expendables! This is the way to go for wild, blood-gushing action galore. Machete is a relentless assault of gunfire, head lopping, intestine tearing, hot chick-ogling wickedness. It is a masterpiece of over-the-top violence. And the story ain't all that bad either, something no one could say for The Expendables. Stallone, make a note: THIS is how you make an old-fashioned action movie.
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