Owen Wilson Leslie Mann Danny R. McBride Josh Peck David Dorfman Troy Gentile Nate Hartley Alex Frost Cedric Yarbrough Andrew Caldwell Matt Walsh Vivien Cardone Jennifer Lawrence Lisa Lampanelli Max Van Ville Roger Fan Robert Allen Mukes Beth Littleford Valerie Tian Eddy Martin Jack Salvatore Jr. Janet Varney Meredith Deane David Bowe Ian Roberts Jareb Dauplaise the Older Dude Cristos Kyle Kaplan Andrew John Ferguson Hynden Walch Matt Besser Robert Musgrave Steve Bannos Austin Rogers Matt Gallini Cathy Immordino Casey Boersma Katie Gill Stacy Arnell Rakefet Abergel Samira Damavandi Jordan Valacich Dylan Boersma Jason Pierce Tony Besson Alison Martin Michelle Barkowski Joe Wilson Shane Ryan Barry Sigismondi Marly Coronel George Anton Marc De'Antone Lauren Glenn Amber Perkins Ellen H. Schwartz Paul Moncrief Jared Thompson Davon McDonald Blaise Garza Billy O'Neill Jonathan Lane Martin Magdaleno Amber Hall Kat Wright Dominique Beck Heather Rollins Brytani Jones Betsy Wilson Eric Rosen Samantha Miranda Samantha Perez Dakota McCullough Vincent Malouf
Two high school freshmen are targeted by the school bully on the first day of school. The boys hire what they think is a low-budget soldier of fortune to protect them, but he turns out to be anything but.
