You Don't Mess with the Zohan [2008] Movie Reviews on CinemaClock

Sandler is a strange creature. First he had Going Overboard, which was dreck, and then you had Happy Gilmore, which was funny dreck. And then you had Mr. Deeds, which was good, but then you had The Longest Yard, which was American Football dreck. Then you had Reign Over Me and I Pronounce You C&L, which were good, but now you have Zohan. Which was not. The plot of the film drones like a freaking beehive. The jokes are, for the most part, obvious and hack-kneed. It starts off funny, but like a jar of honey with a hole in the bottom, it begins leaking sweet funny juice until you wonder how you're going to get this crap off the floor. Okay, that was a terrible simile, but I think you get my point. The best way to watch this movie is stay for about half an hour, and then leave. You wouldn't be missing anything.